Sam and Max
Episode 1 : Water Drain
*after the intro, the episode begins*
Sam: Hey Max? Could you tell me why we are out of water...again?
Max: Well... *has flashback that involves him flooding the rat hole with the water* I don't know. ^^
Sam: Well lets go get some water!
All of a sudden, the phone started to ring.
Max: I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
Sam: Hey Max! Look over there! It's the Soda Poppers!
Max: Ooh! Where!? Where!? Where!?
Sam: *answers the phone* Hello? ...Yes...yeah..... 0_0 We will get to it right away!
Max: Was that the commissioner?
Sam: Yes Max. The water has been reported to have somehow stop! We are going to head to the sewers. We could probably find the solution there.
Max: Well? Lets go!
*the scene now shows them in the sewers*
Max: Oh yuck. Can you believe where all wrapings of a Glazed McGuffin head to?
Sam: Y'know Max. Can you at least tell me what happend to our water?
Max: Alright alright! The rat in our place kept asking me for chesse, so I flooded his rat hole with our water!
Sam: Wait a second.....what if the rat is the reason why the water has vanished!?
Max: I didn't finish yet! And then, I took the rat to the toilet, flushed him away, and thats it.
Sam: Yep little buddy. It looks like the rat could be the reason for this.
Max: Oh! I almost forgot! And then, I saw the Soda Poppers outside, and went to get an autograph from them!
Sam: Well...that doesn't really have to do with this topic.
*we will be right back, after these messages*
*we now return to your program*
Max: Sam? Do you get the feeling that we are being watched?
Sam: Juding from how many sewer rats are here, I couldn't say no little buddy.
All of a sudden, they see the rat from their place, and realize that the rat is the one who blocked out the water!
Max: Told ya so.
Sam: I already believed you...
Rat: You! You are the one who flushed me down the toilet and flooded my rat hole! So now, I decided to block out the water flows!
Max: This will be easy. ^^ Its just you that we are fighting.
Rat: Oh really? Well say hello, to my sewer rat army!
An entire flood of sewer rats appear!
The sewer rat army attacks Sam and Max. Eventually, they are beaten down to the ground.
Sam: Dang it. We were so close.
Max: Actually, we only started.
Rat: Mwahahahahaha! You cannot defeat my sewer rat army! In fact, I could even take over Freelance with these sewer rats! We could have ALL the chesse in the world!
Max: No! Not the chesse! I never got to buy chesse!
Sam: You are mentioning this now?
Max: Yes. Yes I am.
Rat: Save it for when you both go to sleep! Any last words, Sam and Max?
Sam: I do. How exactly did you form this sewer rat army?
Rat: Well. When I arrived at the sewers, I saw that the sewer rats wanted more then just junk in the sewers. So I promised them this: If we block the water systems and defeat the two of you, I can offer them the chance to have all the chesse they want!
Max: Well that makes sense! I have last words too!
Rat: Spit it out!
Max spits out chesse from his mouth!
Max: Which one of you is gonna finish my chesse?
All the sewer rats saw the chesse and they all started fighting with each other!
Rat: No! What are you idiots doing!? There will be more chesse above us!
Sam: Good work Max! *gets up and runs to the blockage*
Rat: NO! DON'T PULL IT!
Sam: Urgh! Its too tight!
Max: Good thing I brought my bazooka! *aims at the blockage with the bazooka*
A flood of water comes, splashing away the sewer rats! Sam and Max escape the sewers just in time!
Max: That was just like the time when we were at Hawaii!
Rat: I'll be back! *swims away*
Sam: Whats wrong Max?
Max: D: That chesse was my favorite chesse.
Sam: Awww...don't worry little buddy. We can buy it at the market.
Max: Look Sam! The chesse!
Sam: You aren't going to do what I think you are going to do, are you?
Max: *turns around while eating the chesse*
Sam: Oh Max!!! Thats gross! Don't you realize that the chesse just came back from the dirty sewers!?
Max: *finished eating the chesse* Yeah. Ok, I pranked you again. This is new chesse I ate. The other one is with the rats. ^^
Sam: Oh you crack me up little buddy! Lets go get ourselves some water.
Max: And chesse, just to be safe!
Meanwhile in the sewers.....
Rat: This isn't over yet, Sam and Max! I still have my sewer rat army! I can still stop you!
The rat turns around and sees ALL the sewer rats fighting for the chesse.
Rat: Nooooo! >.<